Tottenham

Tony Aldridge
 

Liverpool 2 (5th) – Tottenham 0 (3rd)

Dear Liverpool FC I know we decided to put our relationship on hiatus, but after a month of you dressing up like a Welsh tart, and going to other people’s stadiums and just laying down at the first opportunity, I have decided enough is enough. Sometimes people have to fall apart, to realize that the best place to be is together. I remember when we used to get together on the weekend and go to some place like The Emirates or Watford and show them what class looked like. We knew the game was...

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Hull City

Tony Aldridge
 

Hull (18th) 2 – Liverpool (5th) 0

That’s it I’m done. Take every rant I’ve made after a loss and you could cut and paste it. Same old, same old. Our ability to score goals at will in the beginning of the season has painted over massive cracks in our back four and goaltending. And our midfield is not without its faults. Lucas, Mignolet, Klaven, Sturridge, and Moreno all should be gone at the end of this season at a minimum. Our first priority this summer should be a world class goal keeper. Top four? You’re having a...

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Chelsea

Tony Aldridge
 

Liverpool (4th) 1 – Chelsea (1st) 1

At least I can now wear my Liverpool shirt with pride again. Passion, blood, sweat and tears, all in abundance once more. Unfortunately, simple mistakes, inability to defend set piece’s, shocking reffing and opportunities missed were also in abundance. The Minge giveth and the Minge taketh away. You can see why diving is still alive and well in football, every time Costa and Hazard threw themselves to the ground Clattenberg brought it “hook, line and sinker”. And apparently you can...

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Swansea City

Tony Aldridge
 

Liverpool (4th) 2 – Swansea (17th) 3

I’ve had two days to think about it and there is no way in hell I can put a nice shiny polish on that turd of a match. With the exception of Firmino every player should be hanging their f@#king heads in shame. I’m truly at a loss for words for this one. Do we show up against lesser opposition and expect to win? Does not having Matip and Mane in our side make us a mid table team? Do we not have another tactic for playing teams that park the bus against us? Are the players fatigued? All damn...

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Manchester United

Tony Aldridge
 

Man U (6th) 1 - Liverpool (3rd) 1

Yes, Daddy's back. Me and the Daywalker went to the old country for a fortnight (two weeks for you colonials). Special thanks to Meggan for jumping through numerous hoops as we also managed to take in the Liverpool vs Stoke game at Anfield, in the Kop end no less. What a game for my first rant of 2017, Man U v Liverpool! Damn shame the refereeing was so f#*king awful. Valencia being offside for the tying goal, Pogba uses his best UFC move, a 'rear naked choke' on Hendo (and yes...

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