Stoke City

Tony Aldridge
 

2 - 1

The good bits – Our first win away from home this calendar year, our first win without Mane this calendar year and finally I can say that Minge-olet earned his paycheck today and single handedly stole 2 if not 3 points from Stoke. The bad bits – Klopp’s shockingly bad formation and team selection in the first 45, we were bereft of anything decent going forward but still had the shocking defending to go with it. But thankfully a bit of Brazilian magic saved the day. But a large part of the...

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Man City

Tony Aldridge
 

1 - 1

I should be feeling like it’s a fair result, I should be feeling like it was a game that we could have won and lost. But I don’t. We got stitched up by some shoddy refereeing. The foul on Mane was 100% a penalty, I don’t give a shit if it was accidental or not. It’s a foul in the middle of the park it’s a bang on F*%king penalty. For the love of Christ can someone tell my why YaYa’s tackle was not a straight red? We get those 2 decisions its 3 points in the books, we’re in third...

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Burnley

Tony Aldridge
 

2 - 1

Well that was hard bloody work. The old sphincter was getting a hell of work out I can tell you. We played a damn sight better game last time we played them, but different result. In fact I thought we were shockingly bad. And the man to get the largest portion of my vitriol was Emre Can. Christ he was absolute shit. Couldn’t complete a pass to save his life, and made damn sure he got out of the way of the cross for Burnley’s first goal. I couldn’t believe that that bellend on ESPN gave...

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Arsenal

Tony Aldridge
 

3 - 1

What in the F#*k is going on with this football team. I’m truly at a loss for ideas. I’ve never been this pissed off and happy at the same time. There is no way the team that beat Arsenal can be the same one that completely shit the bed against Leicester and Hull. In the last 9 games we have 9 points, that’s relegation form. 7 of those 9 points were from Chelsea (1), Spurs (3) and Arsenal (3) all contenders for top four. It has to be a mental issue. Nothing else makes sense, and...

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Tottenham

Tony Aldridge
 

Liverpool 2 (5th) – Tottenham 0 (3rd)

Dear Liverpool FC I know we decided to put our relationship on hiatus, but after a month of you dressing up like a Welsh tart, and going to other people’s stadiums and just laying down at the first opportunity, I have decided enough is enough. Sometimes people have to fall apart, to realize that the best place to be is together. I remember when we used to get together on the weekend and go to some place like The Emirates or Watford and show them what class looked like. We knew the game was...

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